Bush to outsource war on Iran to India

US President George Bush announced in a press conference yesterday that he plans to outsource the war against Iran war to India. "India has become one of the leading locations to outsource anything," he said. "American soldiers are tired due to the war against Afghanistan and Iraq. Its unfair to have them go to war against Iran. Its best for the nation that we outsource it to India." Condoleeza Rice added "We realized that the costs of war would work out much cheaper if we outsourced it. We just need to pay $100 per month to the soldiers when we outsource it!"

The Chairman of NASSCOM welcomed the decision. He said "War is not a simple thing. There's a lot of software involved to operate all that military hardware. And who better than the chaps at Bangalore can develop that software?". He also stated "And during the war, if there's a need for call centers to be set up, India has excellent facilities in Gurgaon and Noida to take care of that too!"

Sources say that the US plans to airlift all the Iranians living in the US to Bangalore, where the Indian army can get a bit of target practice. The Indian military is all geared up for the war. An unamed source said "If the war on Iran proves to be successful, the US government might outsource all future wars to us! We have our fingers crossed!"